May I have your attention please? May I have your attention, please? Do I have your attention? Are you sure?
Now that you’ve seen the caption bouncing off of what is, effectively, a fashion show for the fashion challenged, let’s talk about something that is even more important: Internet presence for the security challenged.
Why talk about this? Why should you care? Because it’s your future we’re discussing here. Not only that, it’s your present and, the more you stay at it, your past.